Painful Breakup
A Marine was deployed in Iraq. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women that he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note:
"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your pictures and send the rest back."
Thursday, April 10, 2008
A good joke... enjoy, boys!
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U GUYS SUCK AT GOLF! YOU'RE LETTING HECTOR RAPE YOU ! DOES THE Gman HAVE TO COME BACK AND SHOW U LADDIES HOW IS'T DONE ? OR WHAT???? THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!!!! GET IT TOGETHER OR I'LL BE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LET ME HERE U SAY IT WHO'S NUMBER ONE. YEAH BLACK BAT OR WHAT EVER MAN IS!!!!AND DON'T FOR GET IT.LADDIES!!!!
GOOD ONE CHRIS. IS THIS THE REAL GMAN???? IS HE REALLY BACK???? NO ONE HAS SEEN HIM IN MONTHS, I THINK HIS WIFE HAS GOT HIM IN LOCK DOWN. OR IT MAY BE THE HOLLYWOOD MAN IN DISCISE.
Don't know what to believe these days, Kenny...
Hey... funny story--
After Sunday's round, my daughter says to me, "I think that your friend Ken is a drunk."
When I asked her why she thought that, she replied, "Well, he was drinking wine from a sippy cup!"
Classy, my man. I had a good laugh from that one. She also marvelled at your ability to NOT burn yourself whilst swinging a golf club with a cigarette in your mouth.
CHRIS TELL YOUR DAUGHTER DRINKING WINE FROM A SIPPING CUP IS CLASSY, THE LAST TIME I BROUGHT THE JUG I COULDNT FIT IT IN THE CUP HOLDER. ALSO NO BEARD BURNS, BUT A FEW CIG HOLES ON MY LEFT SHIRT SHOLDER. ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE IT TO THE BASE????
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