It was a blustery, windy, crazy-hot afternoon for a friendly Saturday afternoon club golf game. The Santa Ana's made todays golf more of an adventure than any golfer would want to endure... as a result, (by popular vote) the 18 holes were chopped in half. Most of us were confused because the Tiny Warrior never appeared... or maybe he WAS there and I just couldn't see him.
Notables:::
- A near-miss, or rather a near-hit, in the parking lot had Harman's panties in a twist...
- Cody Stewarts team made the most birdies AND the most bogeys...
- Robert hit a drive on #3 that ended up 100 yards out... was witnessed complaining, "I hit it good, but it didn't go anywhere!!!"...
- Hector went to the beach for a refill -- the Coast Guard told him: NO MORE SAND!!!...
- No Steady Eddie Cantano today, need I say more?...
- Jim Jones came unzipped and nearly lost his pants over a faux pas by the secretary on hole #2...
- A 3-way-tie means that ALMOST everybody won... and Harman's team finished top 5... which is always respectable!...
We attempted to lure a few non-members into our midst to have more fun and possibly add some new members. They're the ones who brought in that horrible wind, by the way... and we hope they had enough fun to come see us again the next time we have a non-member-sanctioned event. THREE non-members made a few POINTS this weekend, and maybe that will be enough to get them talking to 3 MORE non-members... pretty soon, we'll be overwhelmed with new "talent". One of these NON-members is my next door neighbor, Kevin Dunn... this is especially important because KEN BAUM STILL NEEDS TO CALL HIS FATHER, STEVE DUNN. They're waiting by the phone right now... CALL!!
Winning Players Received 30.00 pts each
T1 Cody "Captain Superdong" Stewart ............... 31
T1 Robert "Chapped Lips Murphy" Juarez ........... 31
T1 John "Driving Range Kathy" Milleville .............. 31
4 Jim "Can't Think of a Silly Name" Jones ........... 32
5 Chris "Crooked Monkey Crotch" Harman.......... 34
Closies: (15.00 ea)
#5 Jaymond Li
#6 Robert Juarez
#8 John Milleville
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Points List Updated
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