Sunday April 20 Tournament at Vista Valencia

Hey everyone next tournament April 20th, will be at Vista Valencia.
We have a great rate of 35$ with a cart.!!!! A challenging executive course!!!!
I have reserved 3 tee time starting at noon Sunday the 2oth... We better get a sign up going because if we need a fourth tee time we need to give them a weeks notice so post your sign up...Also we will have a sign up sheet on the bulletin board at Saty Reg. thanks... JJ
P.S. any non member guest's can come as long as they have a valid handicap for the skins game.

NEED INPUT PEOPLE

I will be working on the new schedule this week any input from anyone ? (members only- sorry won't listen if you post anonymously). Also this months Tourney I will be trying to get Vista Valencia lot's of par 3's any ????
I am going to stick with 9- hole games at Saticoy the first 2 weekends of the month....Sunday, then Saturday. Team type games, so if you have friends(everyone except the webmaster I expect) that is the time to have them come, they won't need handicap's usually... Then our away Tourney (Sunday) then back to 18 hole Saturday.......for the last weekends of the month...TY..JJ

Points List Updated

POINTS LIST UPDATED, 3/30

Scramble Results, 3/30

We got off famously this morning. It was a slow game, and not ENTIRELY Hector's fault! We were unable to play the original 18-hole tournament, but we had some fun with what we could do this morning.

Congratulations to our CO-Champions (30.00 ea)
Hector Betancourt.....32..... Net 27
Mike Wesner............30..... Net 27

Greenies (12.00 ea)
#5 vacant
#6 Eddie Cantano
#8 vacant

Long Drive (12.00)
#4 Chris Harman

Skins (6.00 ea)
#4 Hector Betancourt
#6 Eddie Cantano
#7 Mike Wesner
#9 Mike Wesner

For the first time IN A LONG TIME, Hector didn't win the MOST money in the group!!!

Next week is a 9-hole game at Saticoy Regional... 7:30 check-in time... same money. See you there... RIGHT???

Schedule of Events

I have posted a schedule to the left, as you may or may not have noticed. I have changed the font and size on this post to make sure that it is noticed. Please let me know if you like the idea of the "sidebar" schedule.

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Thanks, SGC WEBMASTER

1-Man Scramble: Sunday, 3/30

Due to popular vote...

This is the game for Sunday, March 30th.

9-hole, 1-man scramble + skins
This game is played EXACTLY like the Wednesday Night Scramble, except you have no teammates. 2 tee shots, 2 approaches, 2 chances for birdie/par/triple... etc.

Check-in time: 7:30 AM
Tee Time: 8:00 AM

Cost: $30 for game + Green Fees
$30 Breakdown:
--$15 Scramble Tournament
--$6 Skins
--$3 Closies
--$3 Long Drive
--$3 Club Fee

Green Fes:
$11 to walk for SGC MEMBERS
$19 to ride for SGC MEMBERS

$14 to walk for NON-MEMBERS
$22 to ride for NON-MEMBERS

Therefore, a non-member who wants to take a cart would pay the most, $52.
For an SGC member walking it would only be $41.

The game will be a tournament, with 1/3 handicap for the scramble, 1/4 handicap for skins. Closest to the pin and long drive contest will only be applicable for your FIRST shot in this scramble format.

Da Rulez- (in a for instance manner)
The player will play two balls from the tee on #1. The player, we'll call him Frank, then selects the better of those two shots, and plays two approach shots from this position and selects the better shot, which in my example is on the green. Now Frank will putt two balls from this better shot position. If he holes out on the first putt, the second putt is unnecessary.

The other difference here will be that it is a tournament... which means that there will be no arbitrary gimmes. The gimme length will be a standard putter GRIP length, which is less than 1 foot. Otherwise, a putt isn't "good" until it hits the bottom of the cup.

This format continues for all nine holes with 2 exceptions/things to think about.

1. Closest to the pin: #5, #6, #8

• Only the 1st tee shot can count as closest to the pin. This is important for two reasons. The first reason is that you can't try to just hit the green somewhere and then try to go flag hunting. The second (more important) reason, is if you hit a first shot 15 feet from the pin and the second shot 2 feet from the pin... if you want the closie, you've got to putt from 15 feet. If you select that second shot (for an easy birdie), then you forfeit the right to that closie (the 15 foot shot).

2. Long Drive: #4

• The long drive hole will be #4 since it's the straightest and most wide open shot. Since it's nearly impossible to determine where the fairway ends and the rough begins, the boundaries for the long drive will be the trees on the left and the out of bounds fence on the right. ANYWHERE in between is fair game for the long drive... which will help if #4 is into the wind and we're swinging at the golf ball like a monkey having a seizure!!!
• The long drive, similar to the par 3 contests, will count only for your FIRST tee shot. If you hit your second ball a little farther, but think you can win the long drive with your initial tee shot, you MUST play the first ball.

We will be paying out to 1st and 2nd place in the tourney... maybe even 3rd if we get enough players!

A rule sheet and official tournament rules sheet will be distributed to all players on the day of the event. This should be a lot of fun!!!

Non-members are encouraged to attend, everyone invited will need a verifiable handicap if they expect to get their strokes... or they must play as scratch. We want to invite extra people to try to grow our membership and it's always more fun when we have a big group out there... more money for HECTOR.

SGC SCRAMBLE Results, 3/22

The results of today's Scrambled Eggs Contest will follow shortly.

It was a blustery, windy, crazy-hot afternoon for a friendly Saturday afternoon club golf game. The Santa Ana's made todays golf more of an adventure than any golfer would want to endure... as a result, (by popular vote) the 18 holes were chopped in half. Most of us were confused because the Tiny Warrior never appeared... or maybe he WAS there and I just couldn't see him.

Notables:::

• A near-miss, or rather a near-hit, in the parking lot had Harman's panties in a twist...
• Cody Stewarts team made the most birdies AND the most bogeys...
• Robert hit a drive on #3 that ended up 100 yards out... was witnessed complaining, "I hit it good, but it didn't go anywhere!!!"...
• Hector went to the beach for a refill -- the Coast Guard told him: NO MORE SAND!!!...
• No Steady Eddie Cantano today, need I say more?...
• Jim Jones came unzipped and nearly lost his pants over a faux pas by the secretary on hole #2...
• A 3-way-tie means that ALMOST everybody won... and Harman's team finished top 5... which is always respectable!...

We attempted to lure a few non-members into our midst to have more fun and possibly add some new members. They're the ones who brought in that horrible wind, by the way... and we hope they had enough fun to come see us again the next time we have a non-member-sanctioned event. THREE non-members made a few POINTS this weekend, and maybe that will be enough to get them talking to 3 MORE non-members... pretty soon, we'll be overwhelmed with new "talent". One of these NON-members is my next door neighbor, Kevin Dunn... this is especially important because KEN BAUM STILL NEEDS TO CALL HIS FATHER, STEVE DUNN. They're waiting by the phone right now... CALL!!

Winning Players Received 30.00 pts each
T1 Cody "Captain Superdong" Stewart ............... 31
T1 Robert "Chapped Lips Murphy" Juarez ........... 31
T1 John "Driving Range Kathy" Milleville .............. 31
4 Jim "Can't Think of a Silly Name" Jones ........... 32
5 Chris "Crooked Monkey Crotch" Harman.......... 34

Closies: (15.00 ea)
#5 Jaymond Li
#6 Robert Juarez
#8 John Milleville

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Points List Updated

Flyers Circulated

I pretended to be the damned Easter Bunny stuffing SCRAMBLE flyers all over the "pro shop" at Saticoy Regional.... Tell a friend to stop by and see if you can find the flyer hanging out of Jaymond's asscrack! If you find it first, you win a prize!

Upda-terrific

Poinst List Updated.

Bulletin Board Updated.

Flyers made and ready to circulate @ Wednesday Scramble.

upcoming events for SRGC

March 30th "MO-MONEY"tourney the month has given us a bonus week !
Let's make it a bonus to someones pocket book!!! Sunday event,* fewest putts=$
greenies $, skins $, long drive $, Birdies $, eagles $, and the grand daddy hole in one prize$
18 hole skins game anyones a weiner,uhh winner...

Saturday March 22 the day before Easter 3-man scramble 18 holes

Ok Folks we are going to throw in a big mixer here, BAM let's spice it up! around NOONISH (I still have to get the tee time) but we are shooting for noonish on Sat. the 22nd. A 3 man scramble 18 hole just like we do on Wed night anyone can come, invite your buds from the 126, Buena,and Sta. Paula, clubs come on out and get er done 18 hole scramble usual prices for walk and ride 6 greenies, =6$ for closies. 15$ for game pays 2-3 spots depending on how many we get,also 4 $ club fee on this one...(total 25$).....post a comment and sign up see you there......

Soule Park Tournament Results ::: 3/16

Holy GREAT WEATHER, Batman!!!

Anybody and everybody that stayed away because of yesterday's rainclouds... or shifty weather reports had another damned thing coming today. Sunny, 67 degrees... almost ALMOST no wind.

Lots of crappy scores posted today... I had a quad or more and at least one 10 showed up on somebody's scorecard. The course played pretty tough, but I think we could have done better as a group.



Congratulations to the CO-Champions, Larry Travis and Hector Betancourt. BIG SURPRISE, RIGHT???? HECTOR WON MONEY!!!!!

Must be tough walking around with all that... I won't say it... it was a fair tourney.

SCORES:::
T1 Hector Betancourt ......73...............55.00
T1 Larry Travis ..............73................55.00
T3 Jim Jones ..................77
T3 Jason Ullegue ............77
5 Chris Harman..............78
6 Ken Baum....................80
7 Mike Wesner.................83

Closies: (7.00 ea)
#3 Larry Travis
#9 Mike Wesner
#12 Jason Ullegue
#15 Hector Betancourt

Hope to see you all next Saturday, 3/22 at Saticoy.... 18 hole skins, 8 AM SHARP.

Points List Updated

POINTS LIST UPDATED... WILL BE RESET SOON!!!

WEATHER REPORT: 3/16

According to THE WEATHER CHANNEL's website, Ojai will be sunny and 64 degrees tomorrow for Sunday's tournament.

NO EXCUSES, GENTLEMEN... YOU WILL FALL TO THE WEBMASTER TOMORROW!!!

List of the COMMITTED for 3/16

The following players need to be committed to the insane asylum located in Ojai.

1. Jim Jones
2. Brad Sillasen
3. Mrs. Karyn Baum
4. Mr. Ken Baum
5. Hector Betancourt
6. Larry Travis
7. Chris Harman
8. MIke Wesner
9. Jason Ullegue
10. David Buffington

The TOURNAMENT, Sunday 3/16 -- (reminder)--
(greens fee + tourney fee)

Price to walk: $65
Price to ride: $80

$$$ breakdown:

• $13 Tournament
• $4 Closies
• $3 Club Fees

7:30 AM -- Check-in/Registration.
8:00 AM -- First Tee Time.

1st Place Net
2nd Place Net

March Tournament Soule Park

March Tournament location will be Soule park golf course
***Tee times 7:55am , 8:05 and 8:15am
Cost will be 45$ to walk 60$ to ride +20$ for game * breakdown = 3$ club fees
4$ closies 13$ to tourney ---- all net 1st and 2nd place pays....................Jim Jones will buy a beer after the round to anyone that can beat his gross score,*** This kid is cocky***

SGC Scramble Results, 3/8

Good Afternoon, fellow SGCians... there was another successful and happy event at SGC on Saturday, not as many people showed up as we thought would... so shame on you (AND ME)... Course, my excuse was that my wife was working AND my son is sick. Neener-Neener.

Anyway, this is getting outta hand... sorry, on to the results!

3-Man Scramble Champion Team: (12.00 ea)

• Cody Stewart
• Hector Baggincourt
• Brad Sillasen

Closies: (7.00 ea)

• #5 - Eddie Cantano
• #6 - Cody "Slim McNuggets" Stewart
• #8 - James Tiberius Dusseldorf Jones III

Hope to see you all next week at the March Tournament, 3/16... at Soule Park?

POINTS LIST UPDATED

POINTS LIST UPDATED...
AS OF MARCH 9, 2008

The Death of Saticoy Regional

For those of us that don't read the newspaper, I invite you to click here to learn more about the upcoming death of Saticoy Regional Golf Course.... there will be MUCH rejoicing!

Next Event + A Challenge

· 9 Hole 2-Man Scramble @ Saticoy.
· A flight/B flight blind draw for team.
· Non-Members welcome to play.
· 7:30 Check-in, 8:00 Starting Time
· $22 walking, $30 for cart.
· MEMBER CLINIC***

***MEMBER CLINIC***

Immediately following the March 8th scramble, there will be a Member Clinic from 11:30 AM to 12:30 PM. Mr. John Milleville will host 2 separate ½ hour lessons on the driving range and Mr. Manuel Quezada will be giving 2 separate ½ hour short game lessons on the chipping green.

The clinic will work as such: Members will spend the first thirty minutes either on the range or at the chipping green. At 12 PM, everyone will switch stations for the cheapest golf lessons around!

Members will be able to attend both for $5.00. This price INCLUDES range balls.

- Bring a friend, and if he/she joins the club, he can attend the lesson package for free. (Otherwise Non-Member fee is $15.00)

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The other piece of business deals with the Gauntlet being thrown by the boys from the wrong side of the tracks.

Club 126 Golf Said...

Saticoy Ryder Cup...

When Ya Wanna Do It?
Two Ball
Best Ball
Alternate Shot
Individual Play

Lets Get It On!!!

Shamble Results, 3/2/08

Today was a fun day... a bit too hot for the webmaster to stand... but we had some good giggles.

Of course, there was some confusion by the President about how the game was going to work... or perhaps I just didn't write what he wanted me to write... but all members are invited to check the post where I detailed the Shamble (as I understood it) which was posted 6 days ago... not even Mr. Webmaster can fake the date on a post.

No matter what the rules were, these boys were the champions... with a score of -5.

The winning team of the Serious Scintillating Saticoy Sunday Shamble were (17.00 ea):
Cody "Clutch Cathy" STEWART
Andy "Campfire Pete" Bennett
Jaymond "Jack-o-Lantern" Li

Closies: (10.00 ea)
#5 Jaymond Li
#6 Cody STEWART
#8 Chris Harman

Points List Updated. Hector Received NO Points today.